Charkes Gibson bringing World News broadcast here
All Residents of Beckerville (aka Downtown) Ordered on Best Behavior
"Put on your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes," people urged.
Regular Racine Residents Warned: Stay Away!
All Residents of Beckerville (aka Downtown) Ordered on Best Behavior
"Put on your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes," people urged.
Regular Racine Residents Warned: Stay Away!
"We don't want the world's perception of Racine to be distorted by the reality of the city," said one local government official, "so we're asking that the poor, the unemployed, the criminal, and all the other undesirables find somewhere else to go on October 9. Is that too much to ask?"
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Perhaps Mr. Gibson can perform a hit job interview on the Mayor. Wouldn't that be "special".
I'll be real interested to see if Police patrols are suddenly increased a few days before this happens.
I'm going to send an email to World News Tonight to make them aware of the JT Irregulars' existence and our contribution to Racine culture.
sounds great, we SHOULD be represented, do we have an official spokesperson?
I think we should send Zoltar. She could read the bumps on Mr. Gibson's head.
I was thinking the exact same thing, orbs. Who could be a better representative of the irregulars than Zoltar?
Although I'm sure there's some snide insinuation in Mr. OrbsCorbs' remarks, I am a phrenologist and I would be honored to give Mr. Gibson a complimentary reading - on the air, of course.
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