Friday, October 31, 2008

It's beginning to look a lot like Festivus

The Racine Post has a great story and photographs here on downtown Racine's holiday (don't say the C-word!) tree going up yesterday. I happened to see it arrive when I was at the Post Office. Of course, it got me to thinking more about Festivus, for the rest of us. Who do we see about erecting a Festivus Pole on Monument Square this year? Do we need a permit to perform the customary Feats of Strength and Airing of Grievances on December 23? What about the holiday parade? I have a small trailer - we can put a Festivus Pole on it, put some JTI banners on the side, and show Racine how Irregulars celebrate the holiday. I think this is a great idea - as long as someone else does all the work. Happy Festivus to all!

4 comments:

kkdither said...

Ohhh, orbs... This is Racine. If we put up a Festivus pole downtown, would we have to worry about the "ladies of the evening" dancing around it to generate a few extra holiday bucks?

OrbsCorbs said...

Hmmm, I think that might be an extra added attraction. Maybe we should put up a number of poles.

Who has graphic arts skills? We need JTI themed Christmas cards, too.

hale-bopp said...

And if Racine doestn't like it, we get the ACLU all over them for the freedom to put up a stripper, I mean Festivus pole!

DecaturHeel said...

It's practically blasphemy NOT have a public Festivus pole...why should the Christmas tree get all the face time? That is PLAYED OUT. It's time to make municipalities across the country look a lot like Festivus.