Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The Magical Mystery Tour Returns to Racine

I just caught SER's recap of the bus trip last week in Sandy's blog. Felt it was too good a read to miss, hidden way down on the page. I thought it is worthy of a blog all by itself. Hope you don't mind the reprint, SER.

I think we all needed a little fun to break up the stress and help us survive the political commercials, phone calls, door bell ringing and other crazy things that we've shared that are happening in our lives.

Thanks for the giggles. And thanks to SER for his *eloquent?* way with words... hahahahaha


Wow what a ride. Hale Bopp gave us a tour of Kitt Peak Observatory. KK found some crayons to play with then someone broke all of them. Lizardmom got out her med bag to cure AA’s hangover, AA should have had a little “hair of the dog” instead. I pinched a loaf for everyone to enjoy its aroma. Orbs must of fill 50 beer cans with pee, he must have paper kidneys. Logjam wants to hear some tunes so KK got out her boombox and played some wild music to jam too. Dogadditcs jump on the bus and right away wanted some crazy hot drink. Drew decided it was time for everyone to eat hot wings and was nice enough to make some chicken soup for the ailing dogadditcs. Abby snitched some of Beejay wine and was held up in the privy drinking it alone. Someone puked on the back seat and orbs owned up to blow’in chow up in front, I kinda think he did both. Lizardmom finally cut loose with her electric brownies and I’m not sure who gobbled them all up, but orbs started singing 99 bottses uf eer wall on, really it wasn’t me who ate the brownies. I think Toad got most of them, couldn’t remember what letters or number to use. Mary did a little restocking of food and refreshments for the group. KK had to change the music; too many started to fall asleep...now we know who all ate the brownies! Dogaddictics did it again and has another headache...trying to blame it on a cold...ya right. That Mary chic is one cookin girl... ribs, beans, macaroni salad, strawberry cake, we need more beer to wash it all down with. RWWackoStu has been so hammer he has no idea where we are at, which is okay, cause the driver doesn’t even know what state we’re in. I think orbs “snapped his radish” and was hanging his head out the window play puppy dog eating bugs. Mary saved Beejay from having the DT’s and got her some more wine, this time they really hid it from Abby. The Drops jumped on board with some new music and vodka...wooohoooo. Beejay was driving and got lost...holy shit we ended up in Mexico but that was okay because RWWackoStu restocked the sink with more beer. We drank enough tequila that AA ran out of limes and salt. KK was hiding out in the back of the bus watching videos. Lizardmom bought some vanilla for cooking...sure we know better don’t we orbs? Right away KK fired up some White Russians...so much for the vanilla. Damn if ABBY didn’t find Beejay’s wine stash again. AA goofed and now we’re almost at the Illinois Wisconsin state line. Well it might be a good that we’re getting close to home...I think a few people could use a shower...BIG TIME, that and my liver really needs a rest. BUT WHAT A RIDE, thanks Lizardmom and everyone, see ya next trip, I’m jumping off at the Brat Stop.

9 comments:

logjam said...

What's this about the bus company not giving us back our security deposit?

Mary said...

Too funny!

Lizardmom said...

I loved the recap, I had mine set to email follow up comments to me, so I got it soon after it was posted, LOVE IT SER!! Does this mean we need a European bus trip planned to escape the last week before elections??

AvengingAngel said...

So funny , it cured my hangover and made me a better driver.

drewzepmeister said...

The best bus ride I ever had! So,when's the next one?

OrbsCorbs said...

Beautiful recap, SER.

Next time I'll take my motion sickness pills, or eat more brownies.

Mary said...

I've never been to Europe. This could be dangerous.
Oh, but the German beer will be so good.

kkdither said...

Can we speak French again? Je veux manger du pain et fromage. Nous pourrions boire du vin à côté de la Seine.

Ich bin bereit, etwas deutsches Bier und Wein zu versuchen. So I cheated... I don't speak German, but I WILL sample the beer and drink the wine. ;>

cyndi said...

Damn! Overslept and missed the bus again!