Saturday, December 6, 2008

Beware the Ugandan Boobie Trap

According to the Telegraph, police in Uganada are warning men to be aware of women in skimpy outfits. Men have been waking up with all the possessions stolen, even their clothes The story goes that women are putting a chemical believed to be chloroform on their chests. When men go in for a good motorboat, they get knocked out. That's when the criminals do their dirty work.

And I cannot possibly add any funny comment to this...


kkdither said...

Hey, stop warning of this, that is my move ;> Definitely a "boobie" trap.

Speaking of scams...

My aged and ailing mother, who doesn't understand email nor scams, received a letter in the mail, yes a hard copy, from International Lottery Prize Release Centre.

Seems that "someone" bought a lottery ticket in her name... Can you imagine her luck? She won! All she needs to do is call the international phone number provided and speak with her Fiduciary Agent: Owen John. Oh yea...minor detail.. she also needs to pay the insurance fee to release her winnings. Probably needs to provide a credit card number(much, much easier and preferred, I'm sure) or a cashier's check.

A very authentic looking document, complete with UPC bar code. They have the kahunas to write "we ask that you keep this winning SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL."

Is there an elderly and infirm list they get their targets, oops winners from?

hale-bopp said...

Explains what happened to orbs at the bowling outing!

OrbsCorbs said...

That could explain a lot. "Honest, you honor, I was under the influence of chloroform when I did it. I don't remember a thing," or "But baby, it isn't cheating when you're unconscious."

Why doesn't the chloroform knock out the women?

OrbsCorbs said...

A "motorboat"? lol I call it a buzz bomb.

SER said...

I just got this one tonight....

From: James E Covey []

Subject: Dear Beneficiary.reply to []

This is to inform you that your email has won a consultation prize of The Microsoft Corporation EMAIL DRAW held 7th of December, 2008. Your email has won you (GBP1,000,000.00GBP) One Million Great British Pounds).
To claim your prize, please contact your Fiduciary agent.
NAME:Mr. bill mack,Email:
TEL: +447031956790
Full Name...,Country/Contact Address...,Tel/Fax Number...,Occupation... Age... Sex Congratulations from the entire Board of the Microsoft corporation.
Yours in Service
Mrs. Victoria Success
Award Promotions Manager.

Why Not? said...

Well if it's from Mrs. Success then it must be real. Where can I send my information??