Friday, January 2, 2009

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice, you too can find inner peace.

The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

6 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

You might be surprised. ;)

kkdither said...

LOL, too bad you didn't call me first.

Beejay said...

Sounds like a bomb ready to explode! Stay clear....

Unknown said...

KK took the words out of my mouth!!!!!!!!!! Next time you need to finish things off give us a call...........We'll call it a finishing party........I can bring my left overs!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHa .....there's never any left overs at my house. I asked Beejay once how to store left over wine and was told it's a sin to have left over wine!!!!!!

Beejay said...

Would I have said that...I must have doing some cleaning out myself! Oh dear...but no ICE, Abby.

MinnesotaChick said...

I've always liked that one. :)