Sunday, January 18, 2009

Everyones lookin to save a buck

$7 SEX ......... A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare. SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT THAT.....

8 comments:

drewzepmeister said...

Ok..Shame on me:)

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kkdither said...

Well into their 80's.... There is hope!

Very cute Abby. I sent you the code for one of the videos.

hale-bopp said...

I hope not videos of said couple...

Beejay said...

Abby, you been hanging around SER too much.

MinnesotaChick said...

oh ... my ...

SER said...

Oh hell no KK, there's videos...

Maybe Becker should have been watching them instead.

kkdither said...

Oh no, no, no... don't get too excited SER! I was talking about some clean videos that she sent to me, wanting to post! The written word can be so misunderstood, yikes!