Saturday, August 8, 2009

"Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat"

"HOUSTON — An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

"The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail."

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/6565399.html

I knew that pigging out had its advantages; I just didn't know what they were yet. If I just eat more, I'll have all sorts of places to stash my stuff.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder what else they found, sneakers, cars.....
Notice they didn't give the caliber. If it was ANYTHING larger that a .22 saturday night special.....THAT BOY IS FAT!

SER said...

I hope his cell mate has the top bunk!!

Beejay said...

eeeeeek

Jb said...

I smell an episode of Law and Order already being written...

kkdither said...

Boys don't know about the pencil test? Girls do. How about the 64 count crayola test?

SER said...

How about the 64 count crayola test?

BIG'INS..!!!!!!

Unknown said...

KK LMAO! ......as far as this fat bastard all I can say is EWWWWW!