Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Dear Madame Zoltar

Unfortunately, Madame Zoltar has some sort of bug this week and is feeling under the weather. She hopes to return next week.

--The Sheriff

Update: 5:30 pm - I'm feeling a little better now after eating some chicken noodle soup and crackers. Whew! That virus is something. My sides hurt from heaving. Oh dear.

Anyway, Mr. SER sent in an email last week and I wanted to respond while it's timely. He wrote:

Dear Madame Zoltar,

I recently posted an article about the high speed train from Milwaukee to Madison. []

Here is my question to you:

In the near future, do you feel the state is going to add another tax to support this personal agenda of someone?

I am sure they can come up with some kind of crazy name to call it!


Thank you, Mr. SER, for your query. Of course, you are right about the tax. Once the federal funds run out on this, the state will have to make up the difference. We are already committed to it, without even knowing what it will cost.

The new tax will be called the M&M tax, ostensibly after the Milwaukee and Madison destinations on the rail line. Some wags, however, will refer to it as the M&M tax because "it melts money out of your wallet, and into the government's hands."

Thank you for reading my abbreviated blog, my friends. And thank you for all the nice comments below regarding my health. I love each and every one of you.

Don't forget to send your home remedies to:

See you next week, in the pink of health, I hope. Gluteus Maximus!

--Madame Zoltar


kkdither said...

Feel better Madame. Even the mighty succumb from time to time....

Anonymous said...

I had chills and vomited for a day. I brought up more bile than Mr. OrbsCorbs produces in a month. Oh my.

Lizardmom said...

feel better soon Mme. Z!!

Why Not? said...

thats one gutsy bug, bother with the Madame.

SER said...

iChill and vodka might help????

kkdither said...

I don't think iChill and vodka helps ANYthing.... whew! ;>

OrbsCorbs said...

Hope you feel better, Madame Z. Rest, drink plenty of fluids, and have someone wait on you hand and foot for a few days.

OKIE said...

Madame, I hope you feel better soon.

drewzepmeister said...

Get well soon Madame Z!

Beejay said...

Madame Z, please return to health wonders what bug dare play with you????