Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Lucy Banned From Colorado Springs

Lucy the Slut that is, the lovable big busted puppet from Avenue Q. Avenue Q is playing there and they used a pic of Lucy on an ad on a bus shelter that was too much for this conservative town.

Lucy was philosophical as always: "When my public relations people told me that my cleavage was banned from the bus shelters of Colorado Springs, my first thought was: ‘they could fit my cleavage on a little bus shelter?!’ Then I was disappointed—I simply hoped to further beautify the community. However, given my notoriety as a profligate home-wrecker, I suppose all of the men of Colorado Springs might succumb to my generous charms. My bazooms are widely acknowledged as a threat to the traditional family structure."

Yeah, gay marriage is not nearly as big of a threat to heterosexual marriage as Lucy!


SER said...

Oh Lucy you little slut, dress you up and cannot take you anywhere.

OrbsCorbs said...

Puppet cleavage? Puppet cleavage??!

kkdither said...

That doesn't look one bit like my avatar, does it? Egad! :o

drewzepmeister said...

I think Miss Piggy had something to do with that.