Saturday, March 6, 2010

MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my shit list ...

11 comments:

Why Not? said...

HaHa!! that's funny.. would like to say I do not recognize that at all, but I cannot.

kkdither said...

Guilty as charged, your honor! That was very funny. What exactly did we do before computers?

Sassa said...

I have two room mates..the computer and the TV. Both are on and working all day. I have no time for anyone else...LOL

Anonymous said...

That was so funny I almost didn't make it to the bathroom! I used to live in a vegetative state. It was usually on saturdays starting at 3am at denny's lasting to noon where ever I woke up.

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Anonymous said...

The deleted ones were mine.....I stuttered again.

OrbsCorbs said...

Sassa, I have TV on my computer, so it fulfills all of my needs. If only I could fit a toaster oven into one of the drive bays....

Here's a pic of the ultimate computer chair: http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn6/orbscorbs/computer_chair.gif

Sassa said...

I've been trying to get Time Warner to put incoming phone calls on the computer so I don't have to look at the TV to see who's calling.(that requires me to lean back in my chair) I guess AT&T has it.

Sassa said...

Orbs...where is the cup holder?

OrbsCorbs said...

Uh-oh, good question...