Sunday, May 2, 2010

Sunday Morning Grin

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is an apple a day.

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges", is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is Embalming.

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

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(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape......

4 comments:

kkdither said...

Those are hilarious! Thanks for the morning laugh!

OrbsCorbs said...

Uh, for your information, the Popsicle stick and duct tape do work, but it's hell when you have to remove the tape...

Sassa said...

I found out when I showed up for work and someone else was sitting at my desk! Talk about a bad day!

Anonymous said...

How about this one: "When your doctor want a consult, he's limited to the yellow pages 'Funeral and Cremation Service.'"