Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my zestful zinnias! How are you? Did you have a delightful Fourth Fest weekend? Junior and I eventually made it to Mr. OrbsCorbs’ abode for the parade. He seemed less than pleased to see us. Oh dear. I hope we weren’t imposing, Mr. Corbs. You did invite us. Anyway, Junior had a great time and so did I. The marching bands were glorious. The floats were fabulous. The politicians were, um, there. And the flyby by those two jets before the parade was fantastic! Did you see or hear those? We were in traffic and heard them, but didn’t get a glimpse. They sounded awesome. (The Racine Post has wonderful pictures here: http://news.racinepost.com/2010/07/10-fighter-jets-spending-night-here.html) Racine does know how to throw a party. For a good time, call Racine. Tee-hee.

The smoking ban has gone into effect in Wisconsin and some people are fuming. To be honest, I think that both sides have good arguments. Like many others, I am a former smoker. I picked up the habit as an adolescent. Smokers had been around me since birth. Although my parents disapproved of my smoking, they both smoked. Once the habit was firmly entrenched in me and I approached legal age, they more or less accepted it. I smoked for decades after that. And even I, Madame Zoltar, had great difficulty quitting. But things are different for some people today. They grew up without smoke in their homes. They consider secondhand smoke a danger to them and others. They demanded, and eventually got, a law prohibiting smoking in most public places. Some people are celebrating that, some are cursing, and others just light up another one. Oh my.

This weekend, the Great Midwest Dragon Boat Festival takes place at Samuel Myers Park (11th St. and Pershing Blvd.) in Racine. (http://www.midwestdragonboatfestival.com/) There is a parade of teams on Pershing Blvd. Friday, at 6:30 PM. Then (from the site), “Dragon boat races begin at 8:30 AM on Saturday, July 10 and continue until 5:00 PM. The best viewing is from Simonsen Park, along the hill at Main between Sixteenth and Fourteenth Streets. Food vendors will be at both Simonsen Park and Samuel Myers Park.” This is a great event. It’s free and I believe that you can smoke, although I’m sure that any participants who do will wish they hadn’t.

Well that’s my blog for this week, my dears, short but sweet, like me. Ha-ha. No, short, like this work week. Oh my, I’m full of them. Wednesday already? The firecrackers are still ringing in my ears.

For the keys to your future, or penetrating oil to loosen up the locks on your past, contact me: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

Thank you one and all for reading my blog today. I appreciate the time and effort you put into deciphering my thoughts and words. It is a pleasure and an honor to be associated with such an illustrious and irregular group. I love you. Epiplexis!

9 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

Madame Z, you and yours are always welcome in my humble home. I just wish Junior didn't show up wearing a Hooters t-shirt and hollering, "Kiss me, I'm psychic," at all the girls on the parade route.

Beejay said...

Ah hah...now I know where my shirt is!

hale-bopp said...

Yep, the good old A-10. They fly a lot around here as we have a bunch of them at Davis-Mothan Air Force Base. I haven't seen any with those fancy paint jobs here, though!

Madame Z, recently my improv troupe did a show with a special guest, Astrologer Dawn. Forgot to ask here if you two were friends. Were were performing the Armando and Dawn gave us excellent monologues to improvise from.

kkdither said...

Mme. Z., how did you get the hook-ups to party with orbs for the parade? I've been hinting for an invite for years!

Excellent blog this week, Madame: funny, informative, thought provoking. I look forward to it each and every week.

BTW, did you have any success with DRC in the funding of the Zoltar mobile booth for events? Of course, we'd need a reference to the JTI included somewhere in the deal!

Anonymous said...

Astrologer Dawn? Isn't Dawn the name of some dishwashing detergent? Oh my. No, I've not made her acquaintance, Mr. hale-bopp.

Thank you for the kind words, Ms. kk. Mr. OrbsCorbs and I seem to share a personal wavelength of some sort. We often end up in the same places. As for the DRC, well I never! They suggested that a cardboard box and tricycle would be more appropriate for me. Haven't they heard of the dreaded Zoltar® Curse™? Oh dear!

OrbsCorbs said...

Yes, it's our psychic connection.

kk, you can't be subtle with me. Try hitting me over the head with a board. If you want, you can come here next 4th of July. I'm still hiding under the bed with Charlie, though.

MinnesotaChick said...

Dear Madame Z.
Could you please send some of your good vibes to MN so my DH can find us a house??

Thanks. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, Ms. DogAddicts, I've connected your husband to the aether and his mind will now be informed with good choices.

MinnesotaChick said...

You are fantastic! He did find one that is perfect!!

Now.. send those good vibes that everything goes our way.

(wouldn't hurt to send bad vibes to all other bidders. ;) )

Thank you!!