Friday, August 27, 2010

Ten Thoughts to Ponder ~ On a Friday

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

3 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

Very true. I like the one about the internet keeping someone occupied for weeks. That's very very true.

hale-bopp said...

#3 is easy...because you decided to be poor. If you were rich, a substantial tax cut would be thousands of dollars!

Simple solution, be rich.

MinnesotaChick said...

#6 has always been my favorite