Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my magic mushrooms! How are you? I’ve been riled up ever since the cancellation of our second picnic in a row. I was so going to make a point of attending the picnic to stop you scoffers who whisper that perhaps I drink too much to make an appearance or perhaps I’m not even a woman at all or some such other nonsense. Don’t deny it. I know you’re out there. No, I don’t mean my loyal core of Irregulars, but I have read the rumors that swirl on the internet about Madame Zoltar. It is very irritating, and 99% untrue (although I wish that about 54% were true – oh my). I’ve avoided contact with Mother Nature since the washed out picnic. I know that I said I was going after her, but those words were spoken in the heat of the moment. I embrace peace and love, and I extend the olive branch to Mother Nature. I hope she accepts it.

I’m pretty pooped this week, dears, so I don’t have much more to say. I just wanted to touch base with my wonderful Irregulars and assorted hangers-on. I find our weekly visits to be inspiring and rejuvenating. There is just something about the community here, the air of camaraderie and joyous laughter. You all make me feel like dancing.



Don’t forget to send the latest dance moves to: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

And don’t forget to have a great week, my dear friends. Autumn is in the air and the nights grow cooler. I have seen a few trees start to change color already and I look forward to the display to come. I love you all. Lamprophony!

6 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

Madame, those who impugn you are just envious of your grace and power. I know you almost as well as myself. If you aren't real, then I'm not, either. Shame on your detractors.

SER said...

"Dear Madame Zoltar"

So there was a little confusion on the weather for the picnic, no biggie.

How about if you look into you crystal ball and see if it will give you any idea how the weather will be around 30th of next month...Halloween?

We could still go to the same place or my house if the weather is bad.

I think “dress up” would work well for those who are brave enough!

Christmas seems to far away to wait for a party........

......SER

kkdither said...

Dang, that dog is amazing! She seems to be having fun (wagging her tail) and it appears she has the routine memorized!

Madame, any nae-sayers are simply just jealous of your wit, beauty and many talents. We all feel as if you are a part of each and every one of us.

Beejay said...

Oh my...I think there is always a reason and a season for a party...I feel so badly that you guys didn't get in a summer gathering or a fall festival....and as the song says...come on down to my house, baby, come on down where we can......

OrbsCorbs said...

Beejay, we're gonna rent a real bus one of these days and surprise the hell out of you. You'll have a dozen sudden houseguests for a week. We'll raise hell, make a mess, and then leave. Don't say you weren't warned.

Beejay said...

I would love it and I do believe I could find a cleaning service to clean up after the mayhem!