Monday, September 13, 2010

Monday Noon Grin

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "In that case, I want to die the day after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy

5 comments:

kkdither said...

A wise man would not wager to anger these odds....

realclearpolitics.com

SER said...

Interesting site KK

OrbsCorbs said...

What I like about jokes like this is that you can take out the word "Democrat" and put in any group that you can think of, and it will still be funny to somebody.

Why Not? said...

Yeah, I think politicians as a whole would fit in there just as well.

Anonymous said...

I like your idea Orbs. Here I'll start:
Mother-In-Law
Cubs
Vikings
neighbor
boss...