Tuesday, March 22, 2011

"Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars"

"(Reuters) - Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.

"'I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,' Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day."

More: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/22/us-venezuela-chavez-mars-idUSTRE72L61D20110322

But of course! Why haven't our scientists realized this? Hale, what do you have to say?

4 comments:

hale-bopp said...

I don't think he understands capitalism, biology, or Mars!

OrbsCorbs said...

Capitalist Martians tried to invade
Earth's workers' paradise in War of the Worlds, but the people's glorious Marxist bacteria defeated them.

kkdither said...

Can the end of humanity as we know it be far off? I swear, things are getting crazier and crazier by the minute.

SER said...

I think Chavez has been sniffing too many gasoline fumes.......