Thursday, March 31, 2011

How Can I Get John Dickert To Sue Me?

I want him to sue me for slander or libel or something.  I'm broke, so he wouldn't get anything, but I would love the opportunity to perform in open court against him.  The press would have to cover it.

Any suggestions?


OrbsCorbs said...

I've thought about walking up to him and punching him in the face, but that would be a criminal case and I don't like jail.

Or would punching the mayor in the face be a Part 2 crime? Those don't count in Racine, so I could do that.

hale-bopp said...

It's really hard to get a public official to sue you for libel. I mean, look at the stuff that's been written on the net and print media about any major politiciain. The standard for when you are an elected official is so high, they rarely bother.

Sassa said...

The trouble is if you say something he's going to have to prove it's NOT true. LOL A punch in the breadbasket should suffice. I'll try to be on the jury..I have an 'in' you know.

kkdither said...

I was thinking that it would be much easier to get arrested than to get sued. There is so much leeway in freedom of speech when you point it at someone in the public eye.

The real problem is they like to be talked about.... even if it is bad. No publicity is bad publicity if you get your name mentioned, kind of mentality.

By the way, I have always loved that quote you posted from Animal Farm. That is very a very powerful statement.

SER said...

It's too much like work.

He has to prove he is losing money and/or lost his job because of what you said, and that's a bitch to do.

But I do enjoy the bad mouthing of such an individual!!! Who deserves it!!!!!!!!!!!

OrbsCorbs said...

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
That really does say it all about our hypocrisy.

How about a whipped cream pie in Dickert's face? lol But that's probably assault.

SER said...

You have to get in his face and sneeze, but make sure you do a lot of spitting and spraying before your done...then say “excuse me”!

I’ve seen it done in real about pissing someone off...oh my!

Why Not? said...

A few years ago there was issues here in Sweden with people throwing pies in the faces of politicians while they were out in public.. Don't know what ever happened to those that did it.

OrbsCorbs said...

Wow, Why Not, that's nasty. Again, I assume that would be assault.

How much does it cost to rent a billboard and what should it say?

"John Dickert is a Liar!"

Would that be enough?