Saturday, April 23, 2011

Hola, JT Irregulars!

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Renifor Zanza. I have studied extensively the science of the mind, the thoughts, the emotion, the seemingly random acts that propel us through the living world and subsequently lead us into the darkest of places that follow.

Some choose the term psychic, instead I choose to refer to my skills as psychikos
for my area of expertise, which derives itself more from the ancient terminology. I was born with this gift that has come to me from lives before and deep within my family history.

When I learned of the turmoil surrounding your sublime Madame Zoltar: the potential thievery and scam, and her possible leave of absence from your website, I contacted The JT Irregulars to offer my services. A lovely blogger sent off an invitation to visit (telepathically) and browse through your auras. After scanning the group, I find this cohesive team to be very interesting, indeed!


Of recent, I am receiving a tumult of emotional vibrations from the renowned Madame Zoltar. She appears to have conflicting thoughts and fatigue that may require a brief respite, perhaps a long cruise to the Azure Sea?


Your surrounding environs has recently been under undo extreme of politics, budget restraints, job loss, and sorry to say, future blight. These assaults can alter ones thoughts and dreams and cause constant transmission of negative waves - - of which you may not even be aware. Perhaps, by caring for so many bloggers thoughts, the madame could be suffering some burn-out, which frequently happens to those of us who are constantly on call.


While I never would presume to take over for the splendid, jovial, eloquent (and might I be bold enough to say beautiful?) Madame Z., I humbly offer to assist, on a temporary basis, wherever I can. Of course, my fees would be waived or greatly reduced in the case of extreme or prolonged need.


While I prefer the name Senor Zanza, you can refer to me as Renifor, if you wish. I feel as if I already know you all personally!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my, I don't know whether to be miffed or flattered. Or both.

Burn-out? Humph! Beautiful? Well...

I'm sorry, Mr. Senor Zanza, but after my recent experience with those lottery scammers, I am more mistrustful than ever of those purporting to help me. While your intentions sound benevolent, I'm still not convinced that you don't just want my job. As you say, the times are difficult and many people will stop at nothing to gain employment.

I must say, though, that Renifor is a lovely name.

zanza said...

Please, do not be alarmed. Let me assure you, lovely lady, that my intentions toward you and the JT Irregulars are honest, sincere and benevolent.

If you prefer something slightly less gentlemanly, you can call my private line. I'm sure with your excellent powers, you can focus in on the number.

kkdither said...

Uh-oh, I guess spring has officially sprung? ;>

OrbsCorbs said...

Hey, zanza, I saw her first!

Anonymous said...

You don't own me, Mr. OrbsCorbs. It seems like the only time you are interested in me is when someone else is, or you think I have money.

SER said...

Oh my...maybe we need a JTI party and let Mt. Senor Zanza show up and introduce himself!

OKIE said...

Oh my.

OrbsCorbs said...

Mme. Z, your words cut me to the quick.

zanza said...

I fear there may be more dysfunction than irregularity in our midst. Nothing that can't be worked though. I do see serenity in the near future.

Mr. OrbsCorbs, women may be proffered the option, but a wise man always leaves the decision and discretion solely to her. After all, the chase is usually more exhilarating than the dance.

Anonymous said...

Senor Zanza is quite eloquent. You could learn a thing or two from him, Mr. OrbsCorbs.

I have looked into Senor Zanza's background and it appears that he is a bona fide psychic with the highest professional rating. Given that information, I will have to do a more personal assessment of him.

I'll be contacting you on that private line, Senor Zanza. Thank you for the offer to spell me should I ever need a break. After we've made contact, I may take you up on the offer.

I look forward to meeting a real gentleman.

zanza said...

I am delighted, and look forward to your contact. With a fellow soul of the spirit, it is translucently evident as to which offer you make reference to.

kkdither said...

For heaven's sake, Mme. Please be careful about direct contact! With extreme respect to our newest blogger... he is new to us and speaks with quite the golden tongue!

Anonymous said...

Fret not, Ms. kk, but thank you for your concern. Besides my powers, I also have a can of mace.