Tuesday, April 19, 2011

An important alert just in from a friend.

Dear friends and family:

As you all know, my undergraduate degree is in Nuclear Physics, and my Masters and Ph. D. degrees are in Particle Physics.

Given the above, I thought I had an obligation to address the issue of radiation from the Japanese disaster spreading around the world.

With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap, effective, homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon.

Just follow these simple instructions:

OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER MICROWAVE POPCORN.

LEAVE IT ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER.

IF IT STARTS POPPING, YOU'RE SCREWED!

5 comments:

jedwis said...

Ser.... you are on a roll, my friend, keep em coming I need some new material.

OrbsCorbs said...

But at least we'll have popcorn to eat before we light up like glow-in-the-dark toys.

drewzepmeister said...

I'm still waiting for Godzilla to come ashore.

kkdither said...

Geee.... just kick me. I was scrolling and reading, waiting to see hale's name at the bottom of the blog. SER, you rascal!

Beejay said...

kk, me too....SER, you just love jerking us around! Have a great day, all.