Tuesday, June 7, 2011

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,
“2 were on the phone."

7 comments:

jedwis said...

Nice SER... I've got to start writing these down.

Anonymous said...

The sixth one was flying frantically around in the bathroom because the toilet seat was left up.

SER said...

Oh hell no Logjam...way tooo funny

OrbsCorbs said...

Finally, we get some shots in at the women, too.

kkdither said...

You wouldn't understand until you've unknowingly sat in a cold bowl of water in the middle of the night. I'm just saying....

jedwis said...

I'm confused ....again...lol

drewzepmeister said...

Laughin' my ass off logjam!