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Friday, August 19, 2011
A knock at the door
This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem...
One of the deputies asks if he is married and, if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says sure and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The husband says, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."
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Good one...
Orb's, There you go again.
It's nasty, but funny as hell.
Eh, you probably heard this one, but it works well for the ladies to get even.
A guy is driving a car with his wife coming back from a party. A cop pulls them over and tells the guy he ran a red light. The guy in no uncertain terms insists the light was yellow. The cop asks the wife "Is your husband always this testy?"
"No" says the wife. "It only happens after he's been drinking."
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