Tuesday, August 16, 2011

"Man shoots his own penis"




13 comments:

OKIE said...

I wonder, does this mean he won't have to "turn your head a cough" anymore? I'm bad.

Toad said...

It probably cut and cauterized at the same time. He will need more than Viagra after this.

OKIE said...

Sheesh, I meant, "turn your head AND cough".

OrbsCorbs said...

He should pack his pink pistol pee-pee popper somewhere else.

jedwis said...

This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode called " The Bris" lol

Anonymous said...

His girlfriend....pink pistol....reaching in has pants......He probably wouldn't have hit anything if he wasn't thinking about his girl friend (if you know what I mean).

lizardmom said...

'not tonite honey...'
wow... LOL LJ!!!

SER said...

He can change his name to "Peter Gun"

Toad said...

SER, Priceless

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine this telephone conversation between this guy and his doctor...."Hey doc. You know that vasectomy I was schedule for next week?....Cancel it."

SER said...

Hey Toad, maybe if they stick a garden hose in his ass, lay him on his back and use him for a lawn sprinkler!!!

OrbsCorbs said...

SER!!! Too good with the Peter Gun joke, and then this.

How will the guy ever live it down?

hale-bopp said...

Damn you...now I have the Peter Gunn theme stuck in my head and it has a whole new set of connotations to go with it!