Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Old Goats

A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.

She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"

Fred answered, "They send us on bus tours, or make us go play Bingo."


jedwis said...

Tell Fred we send them to Florida and have them drive their cars around.

OrbsCorbs said...

With their turn signals forever on.

Beejay said...

Oh yes, I have to agree, Orbs...turn signals or no turn signals...take your pick...I live in Florida so I see them all...what is that little lever for?

Beejay said...

JED, I need to have a talk with you...we have plenty! No more, pleeeaaaasssseeeeee!

jedwis said...

OK Beejay, I understand. My 80 yo mother lives in Florida, drives a BMW X3 and she has never driven it over 35 mph. Go figure. Seinfeld had a great skit on Florida drivers, maybe KK knows of it. lol