Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Public Service Announcement

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in vodka there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

We do NOT run that risk when drinking vodka & wine (or tequila, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Water = Poop,
Vodka = Health.

it's better to drink vodka and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!


jedwis said...

Gosh SER... you are full of so much information, please tell us more. lol

Toad said...

My ABSOLUTE favorite.

MinnesotaChick said...


kkdither said...

I have a very sterile mouth at the moment....hic!

OrbsCorbs said...

A kilo of poop every year? Even in Racine, with the bestest water ever? And they tell us to drink at least eight glasses of water daily. Eeew!

Beejay said...

What would we do without SER to keep us informed! Thanks, buddy.