Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Texting Codes for Seniors

Seniors who are in step with the latest technologies now have  their own codes.

The  kids have all their texting codes, like

BFF (best friends  forever)

LOL (laughing out loud)

So  why not some codes for seniors (60 and over):

ATD  - At the Doctor's

BFF  - Best Friends Funeral

BTW  - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM  - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DTAF - Don't Trust A  Fart

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI  - Found Your Insulin

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA  - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFLCGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing. Can't get Up!

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


WTF - Wet the Floor

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where're the Prunes?

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

7 comments:

OrbsCorbs said...

WMK - Where's my keys?
WMWT - Where's my watch?
WMWL - Where's my wallet?
WMWF - Where's my wife?

kkdither said...

WTF seems to cover most of them. Unfortunately, some of those were applicable... :(

jedwis said...

I guess I have to wait another 4 years to use the senior codes, but it's good to start learning at an "early" age. Orbs ...seems like you have an extra letter on the last three in your comment.

Tender Heart Bear said...

Orbs- That is really good. I was sitting here laughing reading those. When my kids text me using their codes I sit here sometimes like what are you trying to tell me. It gets to be a pain for me so I told them to just write the words out or just call me.

hale-bopp said...

When I see something like that I don't understand, I just make one up and send it back to be sure the other person is equally confused.

Toad said...

Orb's, You did It again.

OrbsCorbs said...

Thanx, toad.

jedwis, without the extra letter they would all be WMW - where's my whatever?