Sunday, March 18, 2012

"Vytautas Mineral Water! It's Earth's Juice!"




Vytautas Mineral Water comes from Lithuania. I'm 1/4 Lithuanian. Enough said.

10 comments:

kkdither said...

I don't know. I found myself giggling in some places and fairly disgusted in others. Maybe it was nervous giggling? ;>

Toad said...

Orb's, THAT Is one of the funniest things I have EVER seen on a Sunday morning. BTW. THX. Where do I buy It?

OrbsCorbs said...

You probably have to go to Lithuania. Or maybe they deliver?

racinecountycorruption said...

Orbs, you have way too much time on your hands if you are searching the net for this juice.......Harry

Toad said...

Perhaps this Is the stuff keeping Hawking's alive? Where Is Lithuania?

OrbsCorbs said...

Lithuania is one of the three Baltic States, on the Baltic Sea near Finland and Sweden. Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia were free before WWII. During the war, the Nazis took over the countries. The Soviets drove the Nazis out, but then they stayed. The countries were finally freed again after the dissolution of the Soviet Union, although a ton of Russians still live in the countries. My parents left Latvia because they didn't want to live under communism. When I read the comments in the Journal Times about socialism and the like, I laugh to myself. People in this country are so spoiled, so ignorant, and so proud of their ignorance. We'd be pushovers for an invasion and we would deserve it because we are fat and corrupt.

Why Not? said...

I've been to Latvia once, Just for a short visit.. but their sense of humor was very strange. I saw a restaurant there that had the theme of an old hospital. They had gynecological stirrups on the tables where you sat, different scary contraptions around as decorations. One of the scariest restaurants I have seen in my life. I wish I took pictures of it but I was so disturbed by everything inside that I had to leave very quickly. There were very many hints of how strange the Latvian sense of humor is..

Why Not? said...

Here is a link, it looks like it was freshened up a bit or it was that I saw it on off hours so they didnt have it so well lit.. still find it disturbing..

http://www.soothbrush.com/weird-hospital-themed-restaurant-in-latvia/

I dont know how to make that a link that works, so just copy and paste..

kkdither said...

I looked at your link. Very weird. The stirrups would have had me walking out, too. Eeeek.

OrbsCorbs said...

Without a doubt, one of the strangest restaurants ever.

See, I can't help myself. I'm half Latvian and Lithuanian; ergo, I'm half crazy. The other half (Russian) is mad.