"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
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In retrospect, I'd rather be living in Clinton's times than now.
I hear ya there....
Think about it!
What kind of girl would send a sex stained dress to her mother?
I liked him at President, and like him as a Former President. I'm hoping Mr. Obama drafts Mrs. Clinton for Vice-President this week.
Toad, I liked Clinton, too. He could be a shyster, but I think other countries respected the "little bit crazy" that came with him.
We sure had better times under his practice and principle. You could go to the grocery store and actually buy meat. What the hell is going on now?
Not so crazy about his wife. The only thing she seems to have going for her, is him. Probably why she put up with the embarrassment of the whole dress issue.
Question: has *any* president changed vice-president in their next term? Willfully, not due to death or other circumstance. I didn't even think that it was something they could do....
KK, To that question about changing V-Presidents, I never checked, but It sure would be a good idea, If It kept Mittney out of office. Have you ever noticed the tiny steps he takes when he walks sometimes. What the hell kind of walk Is that? I still want him to go on "Smarter than a 5th grader"
Did you already forget about Spiro Agnew ?
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