Standing on the corner I meant to do no harm
along came a Flatfoot and took me by the arm.
he took me to the jailhouse he ran a funny bellout came Elvis Presley and took me to my cell.
I woke up in the morning and look up on the wall
the bedbugs and the cuties where having a game of ball.
the score was 6 to nothing the cuties were ahead
along came a bedbug and knocked me out of bed
Oh it ain’t going to rain no more no more
it ain’t going to rain no more so how in the heck
can I wash my neck if it ain’t to rain no more.
Mary had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell
Mary went to heaven the steamboat when to
hello operator give me number nine
if they do not answer, give be back my dime.