Monday, August 5, 2013

A cute limerick I wrote

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BL Basketcase said...

I'm sooooooo sorry, but I needed to relieve stress. SORRY!!!

OrbsCorbs said...

I like it.

BL Basketcase said...

I missed a whole line

Supposed to be

I once Knew a fellow named Harry
Who spent all his time at the dairy
He would walk down the aisles
The milk maids gave him big smiles
But a squirt in the mouth was from Carrie

Sorry again. Bored

BL Basketcase said...

You would Orbs.... BOOBS

TSE said...

IF the squirt in the mouth was from Carrie -

HE was swimming in the Racine City Harbor!

Contaminated with Boater Pooh and Pee when they dump their holding tanks into the Harbor!

Sewage May Spur Growth Of Harmful Algal Blooms

Feb. 28, 2000 — SANTA CRUZ, CA, February 28, 2000 - In nature, there's no accounting for taste. New research shows that a common type of marine algae may prefer urea, an organic nitrogen compound found in urine and in agricultural and urban runoff, over inorganic fare such as ammonium and nitrate that occurs naturally in the ocean. When excess nutrients cross their paths, these single-celled organisms, called dinoflagellates, can grow into potentially toxic blankets of algae commonly known as red tides.

YEP - all that Green Algae bloom is off of Boater POOP and PEE dumped into the Harbor!

Enjoy the SEWAGE dumped into Racine's Harbor - courtesy of Jim Ladwig's Belle City Marina!

TSE said...

Not sure what the thought was here - but go swim in Belle Harbor and get a "squirt" directly from Racine's Finest!

Racine's Contaminated Beaches!

Waterborne diseases are caused by pathogenic microorganisms that most commonly are transmitted in contaminated fresh water. Infection commonly results during bathing, washing, drinking, in the preparation of food, or the consumption of food thus infected. Various forms of waterborne diarrheal disease probably are the most prominent

OrbsCorbs said...

I acquired a taste for boobs very early in life.

Use the mess in the marina to make a B horror movie: The Muck Monsters vs. Racine. Dickert can wear a superhero's uniform with a large 'S' on the chest.

Some will say the 'S' stands for 'swindler.' Others will say 'snake.' A few will say it stands for 'scoundrel.' Some more will
say 'shit.'

No matter what the 'S' stands for, SuperDick will battle the Muck Monsters to the very end. SuperDick's sidekick, TomBoy, will aid in the heroic fight. In the end, SuperDick orders the muck to leave our marina and never come back here again.

Hooray, hooray, for SuperDick!

Anonymous said...

OOOOUH, carrie is going to be mad @ BLB

BL Basketcase said...

I am going to write about blog hijacking next... Get your own
TSE...You are great but please do your own authorship
All I wanted was to have fun and I never
Got any feedback because it was so distracted, Give the small Blogger a chance. people will ignore obsessive
Bloggers as they appear crazy. I really think you have lots to say and are informed politically. this was my second blog ever. you would be more likable if you we're more polite,
I read your stuff and try to learn...please return the courtesy.

I was only looking for some critique and comments as I am idle and sitting with a bereaved parent and missing my normal life. I did not get any of that. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Toad said...

BLB, I like It too, and I like YOU. I must now go to the doctor, so I will be back to read my instruction on better nutrition. Say hi to Doris Day for me.

BL Basketcase said...

Awe thanks Toad!,,, hugs to you, an inspiration and a wonderful BUD ( Wei-Ser ). Croak