Friday, August 30, 2013

"PETA: Eating Chicken Wings During Pregnancy Could Affect Baby’s Penis Size"

"PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Eating chicken parts – or, more specifically, chicken wings – could shrink your baby’s man parts.

"At least, that’s what PETA is alleging in advance of the National Buffalo Wing Festival.

"According to a letter from PETA to Drew Cerza, the founder of the festival, 'The latest scientific evidence shows that the sons of pregnant women who consume chicken are more likely to have smaller penises because of a chemical found in the birds’ flesh.'
“'Findings published by the Study for Future Families showed that eating poultry during pregnancy may lead to smaller penis size in male infants,' the letter, from PETA’s Lindsay Rajt, alleges."

Read more: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/08/30/peta-eating-chicken-wings-during-pregnancy-could-affect-sons-penis-size/


This is a subject near and dear to my heart, and groin.  Thank you to Timt49 for submitting the story.  As I told Tim, my mother loved chicken wings.  I can tell.

8 comments:

Timt49 said...

Couldn't pass it up could ya?

OrbsCorbs said...

I'm a sucker for a cheap and/or easy laugh.

kkdither said...

Now that, is hilarious! Of course, I immediately came up with a few counter-jokes... but they aren't fit for publication.

OKIE said...

Oh come onnnnnn KK, we are all adults here.

kkdither said...

Ahhhh...remember, Mary, they fire people in my occupation for impure thoughts. Bless me father, for I have sinned.

Toad said...

KK, Your a riot. I don't know that I have to worry about It. I'd kick my dad In the ass, If I knew that's all he fed my mother. Oh well, when my cousin saw my two beautiful daughters, he said. "gee I alway's thought you were gay" He didn't have ANY children? Of course I laughed, as everyone else gasped. True story.

BL Basketcase said...

Maybe it's ' finger lickin good" ? Teehee

OrbsCorbs said...

Damn Colonel Sanders!