Sunday, December 15, 2013

Crow Kills on the Highway


This is very important to know about the CROW KILLS on the highways across the nation.
 
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
 
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
 
However, during the detailed (and probably very costly I might add) analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
 
Did you know that paint is different on trucks than on cars?
 
I don't know how do they know that stuff? ... Scary Hey?
 
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
 
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:
 
when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah",
 
........... not a single one could shout "Truck."
 
Absolutely amazing!

6 comments:

BL Basketcase said...

Good Gawd....

The ones sitting up on the telephone wires are making long distance CAWS.

OrbsCorbs said...

Don't caw me, I'll caw you.

legal stranger said...

groan......

Toad said...

Good goin SER. I was believing It.

OKIE said...

I don't know what to say.

SER said...

It's a knee slapper for sure!