Hello, my fascinating friends! How are you? The sun was actually out a few times in the past week. Goodness gracious, it was quite a sight to see. Some snow melted and I even drove with the car window open. Of course, we soon got more snow, then the deep freeze, rinse, repeat. Everybody’s running out of salt for the streets and highways. Here’s a suggestion: Spread potato chips and pretzels and other salty snacks on the roads. The salt will melt the snow and the crunched snacks will improve traction.
Another snowstorm is bearing down on Racine and should be here by the time you read this. Here we go again. Snow, snow, snow, then the deep, deep freeze. Doesn’t Old Man Winter know any other song? Or is it the Weather Witches?
I have an announcement and an offer to make. I’ve decided to make my blogs available to the JournalTimes.com if they want to post them. They can put them in the print edition of the paper, too, if they so desire. I make these available for a nominal fee.
Journal Times, adding my blog to your site will result in a move personable, dare I say it, more positive online atmosphere. It’s a scientific fact that people smile when they see me. They even smile when they see my avatar online. What’s it worth to make every customer smile? You let me know, Journal Times. My email address is below. Happy readers make for happy advertisers.
I’d like to publicly address Mr. Justin Bieber, but he’d never know about it. What I really want to do is bend him over my knee and wail on his posterior a few times. Such a spoiled brat. When you start abusing other people and their property, I think it’s time for the joyride to come to an end. I give his last appearance in court -5 stars. I hope they put him away for awhile, before someone does it for them.
I’d also like to address the Internal Revenue Service over their refusal to allow my travel expenses for places that I’ve astral projected to. I’d like to, but I won’t. I’m no dummy.
Thank you for stopping by my blog this week. I love visitors. We each bring a flavor to the communal pot.
When will you have your day in court? Find out: firstname.lastname@example.org