Thursday, September 18, 2014

"Satanic Children’s Book To Be Distributed To Florida Schools"


"It seems that not only do devils and demons live in Hell, but also trolls. That’s because the people at The Satanic Temple are trolling, hard. In response to a Christian group in Orange County, Florida, distributing bibles in public high schools, they are planning to distribute a satanic themed children’s activity book. Well isn’t that special!?


"In order to make it legal to let the church distribute Christian literature, the school board (after a lengthy legal fight) had to agree to allow other religions and non-religious groups to distribute their material as well. Something about the constitution and separation of – blah, blah, blah. The Dark Lord’s pointy ears perked up at this opportunity and commissioned The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities. You can download the whole book here!"

Read more:  http://www.break.com/article/satanic-children-s-book-to-be-distributed-to-florida-2760399


I've figured it out: half of Floridians are nuts and the other half is insane.

7 comments:

OKIE said...

Down here there will be a satanic black mass on Sunday. No one really knew about it until the Catholic church got involved and now all hell has broken loose.

The mass sold out, police with be there and I'm sure there will be a lot of praying from the protesters.

That goes along with the Ten Commandments monument being put at the State Capital and now a Satanic group wants one as well.

kkdither said...

I think the whole world is going insane. Religious materials should not be in public schools. Does everyone and everything have to have an agenda?

Then again, we can no longer display a "holiday" tree, a pumpkin or black cat, neither bunny nor basket, puh-lease. Let's stop being so insane.

SER said...

We (the good people of the US) should send all those religious fanatics to Cuba and not allow them back in the US for 10 year.

Then we'll see if the 'tune' changes.

Figg'in idiots.....

OrbsCorbs said...

It's like a JTI fight.

Beejay said...

Nutso is right. I do not believe religious materials have a place in public schools either. This stuff gets crazier by the moment.

OKIE said...

Down here they keep saying things went to hell when they took prayer out of the schools. Growing up in Racine and attending Mitchell, then Park, I don't remember any organized prayers. Except of course on test day and then it wasn't organized, it was most of us doing it alone.

I have come to the conclusion that all religions are bigoted.

I think I've told you guys about my parents friends who disowned their daughter because they were Lutheran and she married a Catholic. I was young at the time but I remember thinking isn't there only one God?

KK is right, we need to stop being so insane.

kkdither said...

I don't know what the current train of thought is, but we were taught, as children, that only Catholics could get into heaven. Is God really that intolerant to diversity?

I often muse at the fact that if heaven to you is eternity with your loving pit bull, and we both go to heaven.... doesn't that diminish my Garden of Eden?