Hello, my frozen delights!
How are you? I almost went back
into the house when I first left and felt the temperature and winds today. My Lord, I’m not ready for this. Below zero wind chills in November –
ack. Someone sober up Mother Nature or
tip the planet in the right direction or plug the hole in the ozone or
whatever, but set things right. Everyone
use your ice dispensers to send ice to the artic and sub arctic where the ice
packs are melting. They should set up
snow making machines there and not turn them off until things are right.
Our glorious and vaunted Green Bay Packers dismantled the
Philadelphia Eagles last week. Now they
face the hated Minnesota Vikings, this Sunday, November23, at noon, at Vikings Stadium, covered by FOX. (I haven’t had the location right for a
number of these. Better double-check
with THB.) May the Packers pound the
Minnesota Vikings into dust.
In the Irregular Football League, Mr. OrbsCorbs’
Orbliterators continue to duke it out with my Screaming Psychics for last
place. The Half- Astrophysicists
continue to dominate the league.
(Personally, I think Mr. hale-bopp has scientist friends working on his
team. They break it all down to numbers,
and then feed those into a supercomputer and out pops a list for his roster.)
Did you hear that Charles Manson (80) and some 26-year-old
idiot are supposed to get married? They
took out a marriage license. Serial
killer Manson never should have been allowed to live this long. In days of yore, he would be drawn and
quartered buy four horses, one attached to each appendage, pulling in opposite
directions. A serial killer. A woman 54 years his younger.
Instead, what we get is another media circus in the carnival
of life. Insult after insult to our
intelligence. Maybe they can get Manson a
TV show. Everyone gets rich! Hurray!
Tsk, tsk, so sorry for my outburst there. What’s happened to our country?
Hey, don’t be a dickhead when driving in the winter. Clean all of your windows of snow. Your exterior lights, too. Slow down when driving. Allow yourself extra time. Be extra vigilant for kids playing in the
snow.
Thank you all for reading my blog today. I think it’s supposed to warm up as the week
progresses. Ha, ha, ha! We’ll probably get a polar vortex and a foot of
snow.
Stay warm, my dears.
I love you all,
Madame Zoltar®
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5 comments:
Manson has found a cocky who thrives on the notaritity of his crimes. Evil meets evil.
Madame Z- Yes the Packers are at the Vikings Sunday at noon and the Bears are at Chicago against Tampa Bay at noon.
Hale Bopp is in first place.
Drew is in second place.
THB is in third place.
Stu is in fourth place.
Madame Z is in fifth place.
Daddy Orbs is in sixth place.
I know it is very cold out there and I hope everyone stays warm. Have a good day.
the world has gone crazy.
the end.
is near.
the end.
Still crazy after all these years...
That {cough} snow sculpture looks like one made at our last winter get together.
Madame, while our weather has been frigid, at least we aren't suffering like the poor folks in Buffalo. They are saying another 3 feet are possible in this latest shift of the wind. Egad.
Dear Mme. Z., please put Charlie and me into hibernation until March. Thank you.
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