Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Dear Madame Zoltar
Who won the Super Bowl? Who cares? If our valiant Green Bay Packers aren't in the game, then's it's not a game. The hoopla surrounding every Super Bowl guarantees an enormous income for the owners and the NFL. Everybody is happy except the losers of the Super Bowl. They still get a ring, right? They need to maintain appearances in case something happens to the Super Bowl winners and they have to step in. You never know. I do. That's my job.
If you're ever confronted by more bullies than you can handle, blow into your special OrbsCorbs hi-frequency ring. Soon, you'll be surrounded by OrbsCorbs loyalists, nutjobs, drug addicts, etc. That should send the bullies running.
I'm sorry, but I just don't have that much to say today. I have a cold and that has zapped my energy and my thought process.
Thank you for "tuning in" to my blog. I love visitors. I love you all.
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