Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Dear Madame Zoltar
We better get going on a solution. So far, political accord has not been reached because of rogue nations like China and North Vietnam. They may "agree" to certain terms, but there will be no enforcement once the delegates have dispersed. So cut them off completely from foreign aid. No arguing, no haggling, no sabre rattling, just cut them off. I bet we'd see a drop in their emissions then. I believe that we could use this tactic with many nations, particularly the ones that profess hatred for us. You hate us and call us the devil, to be shot on sight. But you accept the $50 million in aid from us "devils." Cut them off, completely. Watch how quickly things change.
The warm weather has compelled Señor Zanza to do some roof repairs, with Junior as his assistant. We have an A-frame roof, so it's quite steep. Mostly, Señor Zanza was replacing shingles. The old fashioned way: with hammer and nails. Junior was content to simply be the weight on the end of Señor Zanza's ladder.
At least Señor Zanza tries to teach Junior some skills. So far, they haven't found anything that Junior is particularly skillful in If only they paid you to eat junk food and watch girls all day long, Junior would be rich. For some reason, it seems very difficult for Junior to understand this notion. When I ask him who is supposed to pay him for watching girls, he says, "Who cares? I'm not picky."
No wonder that sometimes I feel like burying my head in a pile of junk food. Ice cream, cheese balls, and chocolate are calling my name. I hear them now . . .
No, I'll remain strong. Stuffing my face is not a solution for my son's stuffing his face. I've talked with him, many times, about weight gain and proper nutrition. He always says, "Look who's talking." The little (big) brat! I hate it when they use the truth and logic against you. "Do as I say, not as I do," I say. Then he sticks his tongue out. Brat, brat, brat! Sometimes the load of being a single mother is more than I can bear. That's when my JTI friends chime in with help and advice. Thank the Lord for Señor Zanza and the JTI!
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Be careful of the melting snow and ice that refreezes overnight. I'm starting a movement to rename Black Ice to African American Ice. Enjoy the ups and downs of the week to come. I love you all!