Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Dear Madame Zoltar
Well, the NFL full season has started, and our invincible Green Bay Packers beat the Jacksonville Jaguars. We're off to a good start, but I don't think any NFL expert can say we're loaded with talent. This Sunday's battle is against the Minnesota Vikings, at the Vikings, 7:30 PM, on NBC. Let's see if we can't pull out another win.
As to the Irregular Football League, check it out:
I'm sorry I can't make it larger, but if I do, portions of the right side become chopped off. The Racine Irregulars are in first place, with the Fighting Mongrels chasing them from second, while the Orbliterators hold third.
The one thing I like about football season is that it burns a lot of Junior's energy, School keeps his brain occupied (hopefully) and football takes care of his body. He's a letter man at school. He's hot stuff, as long as there's a mother behind him taking care of things. I love him and I hope that sports give Junior some of the "fathering" he didn't get when he was younger.
Speaking of Mr. Z., I haven't heard from him in a long time. Probably because he's so behind in child support. Thanks for nothing, Mr. Z. Go rot in hell.
As for my regular and irregular readers, I feel nothing but love. Crowd around and hug each other. You never know what can happen in a crazy world like ours, Keep the faith.
How do you "keep the faith?" Ask: email@example.com
I love you all. Enjoy the weather while you can. Fall is a great time to tackle chores that were just too damn hot in the summer. It's also a great time to check out the trees. Whatever you do, do it carefully. We want to keep you around here.