Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Dear Madame Zoltar
It was good to see our Green and Gold heroes whop the Detroit Lions. The upcoming week is a bye week for the Packers. I don't like it when the bye week is so early in the season. Just call me superstitious.
Here are the standings of the Irregular Football League:
It's obvious we need to get some work done, and we're doing it.
I boycotted Party on the Pavement again. Sooner or later, they'll realize what a great act I have. It'll be too late then. I'll be connected to another venue then.
There is so little happening in my life, I can't come up with decent subject matter. Or indecent. Maybe it's the time of year.
You know that I love you all. And thank you to those who reciprocate.
Check firstname.lastname@example.org for all of your needs.
Thanks, again, to all of my lovers and haters for stopping by.