Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Dear Madame Zoltar
There's the holiday stress, for you. Peace and love to all men and women. Sometimes that;s harder to embrace than at other times. Still, we must try, lest we degenerate ourselves.
The Irregular Football League is already into its final championship:
I ended up in fifth place. Whaa, whaa, whaa! Well, there's always next year.
The resplendent Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears on Sunday past in a nail biter finish which ended with a Packers field goal in the dying seconds of the game. Huzzah, huzzah! Next, on Christmas Eve, the Packers face the Minnesota Vikings on their turf at noon. Kill one for me, boys!
Locally, I have to comment on the Machinery Row brouhaha. Will someone please, PLEASE, duct tape Mr. Mayor Lying John's mouth shut. Another $4.5 million lost. Not only is Mr. Mayor Lying John a failed mayor, but he's also a failed realtor. He will not stop hurling our money to the winds until he is stopped. Where's Superman when you need him?
Junior got his license. I don't care. I still won't ride with him when he's driving. Señor Zanza is very proud of his student. It only took three tries to get it. He is NOT going to drive my car, so he beter start saving up for his wheels and insurance.
It's hard to believe that it's only four days to Christmas. Then comes New Year's Day and then it all stops, Nothing but snow, ice, and cold for two to three months. I could do without that, but I'd have to move south. I'd find a place with a great winter attitude, and then sweat all spring, summer, and fall. You can't win.
Well, my readers are winners. Thank you for stopping by. I love every last one of you. You are the gravy on my mashed potatoes. You taste yummy.
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Be careful out there. There's a million ways to hurt yourself in the winter. Please avoid them. Take it slow and easy in traffic during storms. At least turn off your cell phones. Texting yourself to death is possible when you mix in cars. I don't want to see any Irregulars hurt. Watch out for black ice. Watch out for regular ice. And watch out for the cold and snow. We wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. I love you.
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