Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello to all who have survived the holidays thus far.  There's more mischief coming our way over the New Year's weekend. Get loaded, fall down, puke, repeat. Nothing attracts a woman more than the sight and smell of puke.

Our weather has returned to a facsimile of something livable.  But they say the bottom will drop out early next week.  Eh, that's the way winter gores.  Up, down, and all around.  The wind has been a pain in the butt.  You can open your car door and it may be yanked from your hand by the wind.  I've had to chase my turban a few times.  It's worse out west here.  West of Hwy 31, is like a wind tunnel without the tunnel.

Our wondrous and marvelous Grren Bay Packers face the Detroit Lions on New Year's Day at 7;30 pm in Detroit.  This is the last game before they go ihto the after season.  Will our Packers be there?  Keep your eyes on the ball.

The Irregular Football League has finished.  How I got in 5th place, I'll never know. Mr. OrbsCorbs telephoned me right away with the results.  He ended up in 3rd place:

Bah, who cares about fantasy football, anyway?  I have much better fantasies on my own.

Mr. Mayor Lying John has said he would proceed with all the proposed changes to downtown and elsewhere.  He said he'd do it himself if he had to.  I applaud his determination.  Give him some bricks and mortar so he can start to work right away.  What a messed up mind.

If you don't like what Mr. Mayor is doing, he'll turn into a giant bedbug and drain you of all your blood.  The same goes for anyone else who dares to criticize Mr. Mayor.  Join, or you'll be sucked dry.  It's like Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis.  A monstrous bug.  Ick!

Well, thank you for visiting my blog today.  Newcomers are always welcome.  Join and become a respected member of the JTI Corps.  We need some more bodies here.

Who will win the Super Bowl?  Ask

Enjoy a good weather day when you can.  When you can't, bundle up and stay home.  This is just the first third of the winter.  January and February are usually worse.  Jeez, I can't wait. 

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Tender Heart Bear said...

Madame Z- I came in second place with fantasy football.

I agree with this crazy weather you don't know how to dress to go outside and you can't make plans to do anything either.

OrbsCorbs said...

Thanks for another fine blog, Mme. Z.