Thursday, April 20, 2017

"North Korea: 'Super-mighty pre-emptive strike' will reduce US to ashes"


"North Korean state media threatened to launch a "super-mighty pre-emptive strike' that would reduce South Korea and the United states 'to ashes.' 

"The Rodong Sinmun, the official newspaper for North Korea's ruling Worker's Party, wrote, 'In the case of our super-mighty pre-emptive strike being launched, it will completely and immediately wipe out not only U.S. imperialists' invasion forces in South Korea and its surrounding areas but the U.S. mainland and reduce them to ashes,' according to Reuters. The rogue nation also claimed the U.S. and its allies 'should not mess with us.'"

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Wow.  A "super-mighty pre-emptive strike."  Don't they know we have the Justice League here and Batman and Superman, etc?  Our scientists have already developed a "super-duper Mighty Mouse post nasal spare" that will reduce Kim Jong-un's state to joy and dancing in the streets.  Watch out, Lil' Kim.  Poke the bear one too many times and it will tear your arm off.

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