(CNN) - Jake Bartson, 41, of rural Alabama, was arrested by police in a cruiser who discovered him walking along Highway 46 in the nude. When asked why he was walking in the nude, Bartson ignored the question. In fact, he ignored all of the questions. When the police attempted to put a blanket on Bartson, a fight broke out. Eventually, the police got him down, handcuffed him, and pulled him up. When they laid the blanket on him, they realized that Bartson was sexually aroused. When asked why he had a "hard-on," Bartson again remained silent.
"It don't matter 'why,'" the booking sergeant said as he slammed Bartson between the legs with his nightstick. "It just don't matter."