Wednesday, May 10, 2017
Dear Madame Zoltar
Again, Junior and Señor Zanza want to clean up the yard, but they can't because it's too wet. The mud that they dragged into the house on their shoes last time was a mess. We can wait. The farmers can't. It's going to be a tough year for them. Heck, every year is tough for a farmer. You must really love the land in order to be a good farmer.
And I love you, my dear readers. Together we can ride the Titanic that the city has become. Mayor Liar is leaving us. WTF? Isn't the captain supposed to go down with the ship? He has stirred up some hornets' nests and thrown around our money to his friends like crazy. The corruption in Racine city government is thorough. I say we just change the lock on the mayor's office door and set about to get rid of his friends from our government. Many have already left, taking their golden parachutes with them. I hope that all the rest drop dead. These bastards stole millions of dollars from us, and nothing will ever be done about it. Racine must have the word "stupid" emblazoned on every map. C'mon down and grab all the gold that you can carry. Become friends with Mayor Liar and make much, much more.
I'm sure I sound like a broken record with my anti-Dickert rants. But the man has stolen not only millions of our dollars, he has destroyed morale at City Hall, where they haven't seen a raise in years. But newcomers who are friends of Mayor Liar start to see an income flow in little time.
So, just leave already, Mayor Liar. We can't afford to wait around wondering when you'll abscond with the rest of our money. My dearest hope for Mayor Liar is that someone takes him out. He has made a laughingstock of Racine and simply cannot tell the truth. Please, please, Mr. Mayor Liar leave your office NOW. He must enjoy keeping us out of the loop while making outrageous claims. Machinery Row and the proposed arena will finish us off. We'll be paying for Dickert's thievery for decades. A pig with a tie - that's Mayor Liar.
Well, thank you dears for reading my blog today. The more readers, the merrier. I love you all.
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