Hi-ho, hi-ho, my friends and enemies. How are you? I'm doing well. The weather today is why I hate winter. Soon, there will be a white coating on most of it, but the same dull, dark gray clouds will prevail. Maybe I should get into a tanning bed to get my dose of sunshine. Put me on high for 20 minutes, then turn me over for another 20. Sniff-sniff, what's that I smell burning? The wicked witch. That's me! My globe gets too hot, and then starts little fires.
The Packers won last week. Let's hope they can get a streak going this Sunday at 1 PM when they host Baltimore.
Here are the standings in the Irregular Football League:
Ah! I feel better when there is more space between me and Mr. OrbsCorbs. The Mighty Bears are a nice spacer.
Foxconn, Foxconn, Foxconn! O my. They're going to have driverless delivery trucks and flying cars. It's widely believed that Mr. J.C. Himself may make an appearance at the Foxconn groundbreaking. Personally, I would prefer Satan, as I believe he played no small part in this deal. Give credit where credit is due. A lot of the current residents of Hades will probably end up working for Foxconn. They know how to get things done.
So far, it's all been just talk. How this comes to fruition will be interesting to see. There are so many hands already in the pot, I think I'll stick mine out, too. I helped recruit Foxconn! I did so by keeping my mouth shut. That will be $1,000, please.
So, where has our new mayor been? Or is this another deal where he'll let the city administrator run the show while he sits back and collects the pay? I heard that they're going to build a hotel on top of the new events center. That will save a lot of space. Maybe we can put some parking lots up there, too. And some gallows for the politicians and other crooks who look to profit from this. Hanging a politician or two always clears the air.
And don't limit it to Foxconn. Let's hang all of the crooks in office. Man, that gallows will be working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
I love you, my babies. Take good care of each other. That's all we really have: each other.
Enjoy whatever good days you can. Soon enough, we'll be buried in white. Of course, that's not very pc, but who's going to call Mother Nature on it? Last I heard, she was orbiting one of Mercury's moons.
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