Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Dear Madame Zoltar

How are your holidays going so far?  Ready for the nuthouse yet?  There must be some human need to torture ourselves this way.  Merry Christmas, damnit!  I've done the majority of my shopping online and the "boys" have decorated our home beautifully, so I've had it pretty easy.  I'll pay for it by cooking a monstrous Christmas dinner.  Let's see who does the dishes . . .

Have you heard about the Milwaukee asshole alderman who wants to annex the land that Foxconn has selected in Racine County?  Um, Foxconn has already made their choice.  If they wanted to build in Milwaukee, they would build in Milwaukee.  Don't worry your little aldermanic head.  Maybe you should lay claim to some space on the moon.  It has great growth potential.

These multi-million dollar developments always bring out the worst in us.  The money grab can get quite vicious.  Everyone is falling all over themselves in an attempt to spend millions of our tax dollars on just a promise.  Everyone is jockeying for position.  I believe that the management of Foxconn is laughing their asses off at us.  Who won World War II?

Injured Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers watches warm ups before the Packers’ Nov. 26 game against the Pittsburgh Steelers in Pittsburgh. Rodgers, who broke his collarbone six weeks ago, has a chance to return to the field Sunday against Carolina.
DON WRIGHT, Associated Press

Of course, the big news in Wisconsin, even bigger than Foxconn, is that Aaron Rodgers has been cleared to play in Sunday's football game, mostly.  Some doctors seem to think he should take more time.  Are you kidding?  With Rodgers back in the game, we might even have a chance at a playoff spot.  What's more important: your health or money?  Obviously, money.  Kill them this Sunday, guys!

Here are the Irregular Football League standings:

How Mr. OrbsCorbs got past me, I'll never know.

Remember, my friends, as we get closer and closer to Christmas and New Year, take some time out for yourself.  The holidays will happen no matter what you do or don't do..

Be careful out there amidst the hustle and bustle of holiday madness.  You never know when or where the Mad Santa will strike next.  I love you all.
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Tender Heart Bear said...

Sorry Madame Z for passing you up last week. Now lets see if I can beat Hale this is going to be very interesting.

I have errands to do today and tomorrow and have to get the rest of my cookies done so I can bring Daddy Orbs his.

OrbsCorbs said...

Good luck, THB. Hale is like a computer. Few, if any, have beaten him.

OrbsCorbs said...

Oh, btw, I'm feeling glorious now that Aaron Rodgers is back.