Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my friends and enemies!  How are you?  I'm still recovering from the holidays.  Sorry I didn't post last week.  I was rather "involved" with someone.  Santa better not talk  Everything is fine until we hit the whiskies.  That's blackout city for me.  And a headache and nausea upon my reawakening.  Lord, I should listen to Mr. OrbsCorbs in this area, but I'm just not ready to give it up.  You can have my booze when they pry the bottle from my cold, dead fingers.  No, seriously, I don't drink that much.  I have a business to run.  You can't do that and drunk so heavily.

Did the state make a lotta money off of speeders and drunks/drugged this past weekend?  I certainly hope so.  As far as I'm concerned, they should let the lawbreakers pay for our highways.  And let our prison population build them.  We can go right back to the days of slavery.

How about the recent temperatures?  I hope this entire winter is not as bitter as it has been.  Lord, I loathe the deep cold.  When it goes below zero night after night, it does something to my mind.  Senor Zanza has referred to it as "the stupid stare," but I know he's only joking.  I hope.  Junior is finally bundling up a little.  What is it with teenagers and their refusal to wear hats?  And jackets.  But they have plenty of underwear to show.  And trip over.

My God, have you seen the one in which not only has the young man 90% of his underwear showing, but they're shit-stained. Does that imply some new meaning to the underwear?  I really don't care about this, but you're often "trapped" into looking at someone's underwear.  I think a generation ago, our parents would have pulled down the pants, but no more!  Legalities cover more and more aspects of life.  So we get to stare at stupidity like that.

Hey, how about da Foxconn, ya hey?  This promises to be the greatest show on earth, in so many respects.  It should provide amusement for years.  And court proceedings for even longer.  The people who are being forced to sell and move have my sympathies.  Remember, we're a free country. 

I'll bet you that every type of scam artist known on earth will make an appearance here.  We need a "Foxconn cam" to document all of the convulsions and evolution.  I'm kind of glad that I'm on the downside of my life cycle.  I don't know if I could take the whole show.

Btw, thanks for nothing to lying John and his cronies.  The lawsuits are starting to pile up and the taxpayers of Racine have to pay to defend this dirt.  If we took him down, would that help?

You can help yourself to my heart anytime.  I'm your Madame Zoltar.  I love you all.

They say it might warm up a little as the week progresses.  Should I get out the sun block?
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1 comment:

Tender Heart Bear said...

Madame Z thank you for your help in beating Drew for fantasy football. You do not know how much that means to me.

I have been staying inside with these cold temps. If I do go out it is in the afternoon when it is a little and I mean little warmer. The good news is Monday and Tuesday it is suppose to be in the 30's.