Thursday, February 15, 2018
I do most of my food shopping at the Walmart Neighborhood Mart. I prefer the Malicki Bros' Piggly Wiggly. They have a beautiful store, but I can't afford them.
Recently, I was at Walmart and I was buying bacon. I can't believe the price of this stuff. I looked and looked and finally pulled out a pack of Walmart bacon. It was a buck or two cheaper than my regular stuff. It looked fine. I decided to try it out. Somewhere in the back of my head a voice said, "You'll be sorry."
The voice, of course, was correct. I've never had bacon before where you can cook it for 20 minutes and it still remains soft. I don't like my bacon burnt, but I do like it crisp. This Walmart bacon must have come from a pig that was exposed to some sort of radiation. You can cook it for half an hour and it's still good as a flat tire plug.
Three times I tried to eat this stuff. I finally threw it away and bought my regular bacon. What a money saver, huh?