Wednesday, June 13, 2018
Dear Madame Zoltar
Oh well. It's hot enough for me. You can smell the burn and watch the muscles roast. Hooray for Hollywood! Let's get it on.
I have no idea what I'm speaking of. Must be heatstroke mixed with ice and the cool. I'm enjoying a long, tall glass of lemonade. Mmm. Señor Zanza made it. Food always tastes better when someone else makes it. And everything else sounds better if someone else is reciting poetry.
I think that pussies Mr. Mayor Cory Mason and Police Chief Art Howell might be too sensitive for the jobs they hold. I think we need another study done. And then a study of that study. It's the only way to be fair.
Yay, Foxconn! Thank you, Lord, for the opportunity to give so much money to the Taiwanese. Surely, we are blessed. And a little nuts. And a lot of wise-ass.
Below is a video of one of Foxconn's current, slow and outdated assembly lines. The Mount Pleasant plant is expected to double this speed:
Hallelujah! Let's get to work, boys and girls! And no, you can't go to the bathroom. You should have thought of that before you reported for work today!
That intensity level is what the Foxconners are looking for, I get tired just watching them.
Thank you for reading my blog today. I am at your beck and call.
Remember to watch out for children playing on or near the streets. They are our future Foxconners.
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