Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Dear Madame Zoltar
The Green Bay Packers had a bye week. That's good for the injury-prone Aaron Rodgers, the living, breathing multi-million dollar disaster. The Packers arre paying the most for their quarterback and he can't even make it to the job half the time. We're number one in quarterback reimbursement. But we're not number one in the league. How come?
Here are the standings from the Irregular Football League:
Oh my. Look who has slipped into second place. After I overcome the Half-Astrophysicists, I'll be queen of the league.
I see that a new developer is going to take on the former Walker Mfg. site. They call it "Harborside." Personally, I prefer Pointe Blooey. They're talking about a mixed-use plan for the site, with apartments at "market rate." I'll believe it when I see it. Developers almost always cannot resist the lure of government money if they put in subsidized housing. That is NOT what the neighborhood needs. Keep it classy and lift the rest of the neighborhood. I can't wait to see it.
On the national scene, the Honduran migrant caravan continues to grow and continues toward the U.S. What can anyone do about it? Shoot them? What will it be like when they meet the wall? What is Trump (rhymes with rump) gonna do? Cutting funds to Latin American states just assures a bigger caravan.
Trump (rhymes with dump) keeps foaming at the mouth about his enemies, real or perceived. He loves being the center of attention. Government by Twitter. Who'd a thunk it? What a strange time to be alive. The planet is convulsing in its death throes and our Nero (rhymes with zero) fiddles around.
Ptooie! All this Trump (rhymes with pump) talk has left a bad taste in my mouth. Impeachment is the only thing that would clean it up.
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