Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello my children!  How are you?  The weather has been decent, if a bit cool.  It will just get colder as winter approaches.  Right now, though, there are still some trees holding onto their fall color.  Some are stunning.  Others are drab.  There are also Halloween decorations out there.

By the way, happy Halloween.  I'm giving away Milky Way bars in the junior size.  You have to be a child, though.  I'm not feeding some juvenile delinquents.  Junior is dressing up as a zombie to answer the door.  What fun.

The Green Bay Packers.  Ty Montgomery.  Need I say more?  What the (expletive deleted) is he doing making a "judgment call" (his words)?  He was told to take a knee if the ball made it into the end zone.  Then Aaron Rodgers could stage one of those last-minute comebacks he's become known for.  But no.  Next year Ty is a free agent.  Goodbye, Ty.

Here are the standings from the Irregular Football league:

My team is still in second place.  How does Mr.hale-bopp collect so many points?  Unfortunately, The Mighty Bears have dropped another position, behind Racine Irregulars.  Oh my.  Mr. OrbsCorbs' team is lost down where the swamp gas collects.

Speaking of swamp gas,  have you heard any of the bile that Mr. Trump is spewing?  He lies like a rug.  Sooner or later, his lies are going to get him into deep trouble.  Let's just hope he doesn't take us with him.  I'd love to start a Dump Trump campaign, but I'm too busy.  I find it really ridiculous that Trump is president.  Hilary had three million more votes than him, but the electoral college was probably bribed to elect Trump.  What do we even vote for if the electoral college is going to ignore us? Not that Hilary is any great shakes.  I hope we get a strong candidate in the next preswidential election.

Or maybe the Rusians will make our choice for us.  How the heck can they hack voting machines from way over there?  How do they access them?  Are they online?  Can we mess with their elections?  If so, please do so.

Thank you everybody for reading my blog today.  I love my fans. They give me the courage to continue.

Get out and enjoy the weather and the view.  Soon enough it will be covered in s-word.  Then the s-word gets dirty and looks terrible.  I hate winter.
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